Losing My Meat Virginity
I spent years wanting to try it,
Told my parents I couldn’t wait
To grow up and see for myself,
place some meat upon my plate.
21+ years of patiently waiting,
A single nugget was all it took
They told me I should try it,
Just one taste and I'd be hooked.
Feeling left out all my life,
I took one bite to quell the craving,
Hours later, I'd regret it,
All that pain was not worth the caving.
Side note: Go ahead and have a laugh, I realize it's pretty funny out of context especially. I promise it has only to do with my food adventures this weekend.
Side note: Go ahead and have a laugh, I realize it's pretty funny out of context especially. I promise it has only to do with my food adventures this weekend.
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